Romantic Weekend Ideas – The Perfect Dirty Weekend Away Guide

Step by step to a mind-blowing dirty weekend away

When it comes to romantic weekend ideas, all we can think about is a dirty weekend away. By saying “dirty weekend away” though, I don’t mean two days of sex marathon that ends up with you and your partner hating your intimate parts… just because it was all about sex, sex and … more sex.

The perfect weekend away with your partner is about you two enjoying each other’s company, have lot’s of sex (that’s the point, right?) but combine the erotic part with fun and relax. 

So, I’ve prepared a detailed guide for a perfect, enjoyable, intimate dirty weekend away.


It all starts with the destination

If in your mind “dirty weekend away destination” includes a suspicious hotel at the end of the motorway – forget about it. Pick a place that offers spa treatments, pool and sauna. We’ll talk about it later when we get to the action steps.

Choose an area with a park nearby, but not too many places to visit – the point of the dirty weekend is to spend it doing naughty things, not sightseeing.

The room

romantic-weekend-away-dirty-ideasAsk for a room with a bathtub in the bathroom when you make the reservation. If you want to go crazy, if you have an anniversary, or want to feel special, ask for the bridal sweet, it usually comes with a bath in the room or the bathroom. Order a bottle of wine or champagne with two glasses to wait for you on arrival. 

The spa

One of the best romantic ideas is to book massages for both of you on Saturday noon time. Ask what the visiting time for the pool area and the other spa facilities is.

Dinner time

This is all up to you. You could book a table for dinner in the restaurant. Alternatively, you could just enjoy the food in your room. There’s are many ways to do that; we’ll get to them later.

Romantic weekend ideas action steps for a dirty weekend away.

Friday afternoon – check-in

Check-in in the hotel, get familiar with the facilities, take half an hour to explore them. You can find more things to include in your naughty weekend plans. Keep the evening simple – you’ve been at work all day, you’ve probably driven to the place at least an hour, you’re tired. Take your time to unwind, relax, get into that weekend mood. 

Have dinner in the restaurant, or somewhere nearby, in the area. Go to bed early enough, so you can be fresh and ready for the Saturday. If you want to start with the intimate part – do as you like. However, don’t feel pressured to just start with it because it’s a sex weekend. 

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Wake up early enough to have time to start the day in a mind-blowing way. 

Now, when I said to choose a room with a bathtub, you probably thought about candles and evening glasses of champagne with aroma bubbles. Nope!

Although, keep the bubbles! Start your Saturday with a beautiful bath experience. Hop in the bathtub together right after you wake up. Give each other a nice back rub (yeah, you know what I mean) and make love. Your bodies are so relaxed after the good night sleep that this morning sex will be one of the best experiences from this weekend.

Enjoy breakfast after that. You could go to the restaurant, or you could order it in the room. Can you imagine yourself laying in the bed, having a warm croissant with a selection of fresh fruits and cappuccino? What an amazing morning. 


A dirty weekend away after breakfast

Ok, so the morning is gone. You officially started the sex marathon.

So, why not have a short walk after breakfast in the park nearby? Make it no longer than an hour – hey, you’ve got sex to do! Don’t distract yourself too much.  

Go back to the room and enjoy each other one more time before proceeding with the spa-bookings. Now is the time to have the massages, jump into the pool and sweat in the sauna. Spear a good two hours for these activities. 

By the end of these two hours, you’ll be relaxed, with a red face and huge smile.

You might feel a bit lazy but tease each other’s bodies for a while. Don’t get to the intercourse at least for half hour. The foreplay will get you creative. Bring toys with you, ask each other how you like it. It’s a good time to choose one of these sex games for couples and slowly build up the foreplay to exploding sex with intense orgasms. 

Don’t forget to eat – you need your strength for the rest of the day. Believe me, that’s just the start of it.

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Roleplay, sex fantasies, dirty mind

Well, as we call it a dirty weekend away, let’s make it as dirty as possible.

Pick a role play game – bring some naughty costumes, dress up, go into the characters and play the game to the very end.

Share some sex fantasies and make them come true. Spend the afternoon in exploring each other’s limits, minds and bodies. 

Everyone has a different sex drive, so if at some point you reach your limitations for the day, don’t get angry with yourself. The romantic weekends away are about you about connecting with your partner, spending time together and enjoying every bit of it. It’s not only about sex and penetration. 

Tease every other part of the other’s body but the genitals. Cuddle, kiss and talk a lot. Watch a movie, take a nap or drink a coffee. Relax and refresh yourself with another bath or just take a shower.

End the day in a proper way

You’ve got few romantic weekend ideas here as well. 

Option one

If you’re in a playful mood, make it a “blind date”. Pretend you don’t know each other. One of you goes to the bar and orders a drink. The other comes and starts flirting. Play it cool and use your imagination. Really get into the role that you don’t know the other. Then one of you offers the key for the room to the other and leaves. I bet you know what to do next. It’s wild, it’s passionate, and it’s fun. 


Option two. 

Order the dinner in the room. Pick a nice white wine or champagne, fruits and more chocolate or honey. I know, your parents never allowed you to play with the food, but tonight is an exception. Eat the chocolate and fruits from each other’s bodies. Order only one dessert and offer it as a prize to one of you that brings the other to orgasm first. 

Option three.

Choose a game to play. It’s not even necessary to be a sex game. Order pizza and beer. Watch a movie or favourite TV show. Laugh. Have sex. The charm in this simple evening is in the relaxation and being yourself. Of course, you can always spice it up with hot sex under the shower with the rule to be as quiet as possible. Whoever loses owns the other one more orgasm. You’re very welcome for the idea.


Sunday – last hours of the dirty sex away and more romantic weekend ideas

I’m sure you liked the Saturday’s romantic weekend ideas, but we’re far from finishing the weekend. 

Sunday morning sleep as much as you want. Make an arrangement from the previous night – whoever wakes up first has to go down on the other. I already told you how amazing the morning sex is. The best part here is that your bodies still remember the Saturday’s naughty hours. 

Enjoy breakfast in the room or the restaurant. If you have time to go one more time to the spa – do it. Take the maximum from the morning. 


On the way home talk about sex. Choose a place in your home you’ve never had sex before. Tease each other talking about what you’d do to the other. The moment you enter the house, just leave everything as it is and do exactly what you talked about. Is it going to be the kitchen plot? The hallway? Next to the window, so there’s always a chance someone to see you? Bring out the best of you and finish the dirty weekend away in a proper way.

I hope you enjoy my detailed Guide to a perfect dirty weekend away. Expect soon more romantic weekend ideas to come. Subscribe to our blog to be notified when this happens. Stay naughty!  


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